We meet all the characters, they earn their nicknames. Who will be nicknamed ‘Hummer’ and why? Characters die in gruesome ways, and it’s just the basic training issue! Either you buy this book or you’re against us! HARDER THAN NAT TURNER! The war comedy that makes Dr. Strangelove look like Dr. Strange! We don’t even know what that means! All we know is you either buy this book or you support terrorism! And we can find you! It’s a Kyle Baker book! What! SIDEBAR: BUY THIS BOOK OR YOU SUPPORT TERRORISM!